Ted Cruz Uses ‘Obamacare’ Strategy to Attack ENDA’s Transgender Provisions
“NOW, AFTER ALL WE’VE SEEN AND HEARD FROM THIS PRESIDENT, CAN WE REALLY TRUST HIM WHEN HE SAYS IF YOU LIKE YOUR CURRENT ‘SEX’ … YOU CAN KEEP IT?”
View ArticleThe Ad Campaign Dems SHOULD Have Run Against Chris Christie
“NOW IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, CHRIS CHRISTIE, EVEN A YEAR FROM NOW, TWO YEARS AFTER SANDY… YOU’LL STILL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.” Story here. More Christie humor, at All Hat No Cattle. Mark...
View ArticleOn 50th Anniversary, Tea Partiers Blame Kennedy Assassination on Obamacare
Larry Klayman of Freedom Watch “NEVER MIND THAT KENNEDY WAS GUNNED DOWN 50 YEARS AGO, THIS JUST SHOWS THE LASTING IMPACT OF OUR ‘SINGLE BULLSHIT’ THEORY.”...
View ArticleCorporations with Religious Rights? Here’s the Inevitable Result
Lawrence O’Donnell “TODAY, A CORPORATION RUN BY FUNDAMENTALISTS, WHO OPPOSE DANCING AS DEVIL’S WORSHIP, CLAIMED IT HAD THE RIGHT TO STOP ITS EMPLOYEES FROM EVEN USING THE RHYTHM METHOD.” Story here.
View ArticleSecret Message of ‘Fake African Signer’ Finally Decoded
“HE WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO ‘SIGN’ A FAKE ORGASM, BUT HE COULDN’T EVEN FAKE THE ‘FAKE SIGN’.” Story here.
View ArticleChristie’s Bullying of THIS Mayor Could Prove His Downfall
Mayor McCheese “THE GOVERNOR TOLD ME THAT UNLESS I ENDORSED HIM, AND GAVE HIM A FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF BIG MACS, HE WOULD HAVE MY DRIVE-THROUGH LANES PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN.”...
View ArticleChris Christie Also Misuses ‘Sandy Funds’ for Latest Commercial
“I MAY BE HOLDING NEW JERSEY AND SANDY FUNDS HOSTAGE, BUT MY GOAL IS TO PROVE THAT I’M STRONGER THAN THE SHITSTORM.”
View ArticleHuckabee Now Attacks Showtime’s Libidinous ‘Masters of Sex’
“I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THE PROGRAM, BUT I’M DISGUSTED BY THE FACT THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTATION IS PERMITTING AN ENTIRE SHOW ABOUT A GUY MASTURBATING HIS JOHNSON.”
View ArticleScalia Extends Hobby Lobby’s Religious Arguments, to Hobbies!
“LET’S SAY YOUR HOBBY IS STAMP COLLECTING, AND YOU ALSO HAVE STRONG RELIGIOUS OBJECTIONS TO OBAMACARE. DON’T YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SOMEONE WITH A CLARA BARTON STAMP, ESPECIALLY IF...
View ArticleDonald Sterling’s Latest Offense: Hires Cliven Bundy as Clipper’s Coach
“I TOLD MR. STERLING THAT INSTEAD OF THE NEGROES JUST STANDING AROUND IN THE PAINT OR BY THE THREE POINT LINE, THEY WERE BETTER OFF IN SLAVERY DAYS, WHERE THEY COULD DUNK THEIR CHICKENS THROUGH THEIR...
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